|You know your humorous material is hilarious when the bushes laugh.|
These jokes are just too punny.
How do snails fight each other? They slug it out.
|You wouldn't say that to my face!|
What did the bee say to the flower?
Here's a cool site for lots of activities:
Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the words.
|What silly jokes....|
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
|To bee, or not to bee...|
(The one on the screen!)
|Woops, they misspelled it on the bottle and glass.|
What do frogs drink?
Croak a Cola
|Frosted glass, please.|
|But I'm really such a nice guy.|
|A rose is a rose, etc.|
(I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!)
|Always jokes about the legs.|
|I'm already a walkie-talkie-er-walkie flyie|
Kids love nature, and studies show they do better in life in every way when nature is a big part of their day. Gardening, at home or school, is the best bet for STEM activities, art activities, SEL activities, and relaxation and compelling involvement in an excellent activity that could be a lifelong blessing. Plus, some kids live in food deserts, and learning to grow a laundry basket of potatoes or tub of tomatoes could help their families. So, teachers, get together and start small and let it grow!
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