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| Pumpkin carving as fine art: The Headless Horseman |
This holiday is
very controversial; not only does it offend many family's religious
convictions (they may believe it is glorifying the 'dark side') but the
images and stories are really scarey and icky, even for adults.
You
don't have to believe in the supernatural to be offended or freaked out
by Halloween. The concentration on aberrant behavior is enough to be
unsettling. What might we do to take the edge off of the disturbing
aspects of Halloween?
All children go through various developmental levels (
Piaget's theory of cognitive development http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piaget%27s_theory_of_cognitive_development)
and it is possible to create an experience appropriate for the child's
development. It is not easy, particularly if you live in the modern
world, but with effort, a classroom and a family experience can be
healthy for a child. For example, even though I enjoy the television
show, 'Grimm," it is really not for young children. The episode, La Llorona, will freak out millions of folks, Hispanic or not. Another urban legend I have learned to never mention in class is Bloody Mary;
the kids are truly scared. And what's the point of that? ELA classes
can study folklore and Edgar Alan Poe without being traumatized.
How about the Simpson's version? I think Edgar would have enjoyed it.
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| Bart always cracks me up as the raven. |
Many
families, school, and community groups concentrate on Harvest
Festivals. That is a fine contrast to the ghastly. But even if you
choose a study of nature, for example, spiders are freaky. Most are just
helpful little garden buddies, but there are some dangerous ones. Kids need to know. Same with bats, and various birds. Around here we have huge ravens; I see them with their beady eyes focused on my chihuahua.
So
we temper the fun, the imaginative, the quaint qualities of this season
with supervision and wisdom. If you feel your child's school is
offending your family's sensibilities--tell the principal. Tell the superintendent. You and your child have rights, especially when it comes to the quality of the school community activities. Offer an alternative. Autumn and harvest time (in the northern hemisphere) offers very lovely opportunities for art and activities. You could skip the dark side and go straight to Thanksgiving.
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| Yeah, Linus, I agree with you. |
So, where are the jokes? These are just riddle-diculous.
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| You can actually buy this in NYC. |
Did you hear about the new ice cream for monsters?
Its called cookies and scream.
This is a pic of an actual CookiesNScream Sundae.
Knock, knock, who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your neck.
Where did Mzteachuh take the ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
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| Why isn't he purple? |
Where do werewolves stay on vacation?
The Howliday Inn.
Where does the Wolfman live?
In a werehouse.
Also, my classes used to play 'Name that Tune' with
'Elvira Presents Haunted Hits'
just to be very silly. Once we won a decorating contest with our
classroom door covered with original panels and comic style story of the
Purple People Eater. (Was the People Eater Purple, or did he eat purple
people? Inquiring minds want to know.)
And Drac finally got with it.
bobby 'boris' pickett & the cryptkickers - monster mash
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| The mashed potatoes was really a dance? |
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They paint the town dead.
What oinks and drinks blood?
A hampire.
Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater (1958)
Dad: Your older brother sure looks weird and scarey tonight.
Younger brother: Yeah, just wait til he puts on his mask.
What did the poultergeist serve at his Halloween party?
Halloweiners.
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| Routine frequently seen at Middle School dances. |
We can't forget Michael Jackson's 'Thriller."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet.
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
Trick or Trout.
What did the little ghost have in his lunch box?
A boo-loney sandwich.
What did he have to drink?
A little box of Ghoul-Aid.
What do you call the eyeglasses for a ghost?
Spooktackles.
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| Scaredryer. |
How did the bootician dry the Wolfman's hair?
With a scaredryer.
Is it good to drink the three weird sister's brew from the Scottish Play?
Yes, its very newt-tricious.
What do baby ghosts like to play?
Shriek-a-boo.
What happened when the phantom disappeared into the fog?
He was mist.
Did you hear about the hippie werewolf?
He was fur-out, man.
What does an Aussie witch ride on?
A broomerang.
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| (Well, I'm not.) |
And the greatest favorite of all--I even created a tee shirt for myself at Zazzle that read on the back:
I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts!
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbuster theme song
