Monday, April 1, 2013

Cheesy Jokes for the Garden (These May Bug You)

Needing the cheese! Here's some jokes:

How do snails fight each other?    They slug it out.
Hello, honey.
You wouldn't say that to my face!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Here's a cool site for lots of activities:

Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the words.

What silly jokes....
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

To bee, or not to bee...
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor?
(The one on the screen!)

                                                    What do insects learn at school?

Woops, they misspelled it on the bottle and glass.
Frosted glass, please.

What do frogs drink?
          Croak a Cola

A rose is a rose, etc.
But I'm really such a nice guy.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

                                               (I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!)

Always jokes about the legs.
I'm already a walkie-talkie-er-walkie flyie
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

 (A walkie-talkie!)

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