What has four legs, a red nose and flies? Rudolf the Red-Nosed Roadkill.
What is Frosty's favorite dinner?
Spaghetti and snowballs.
Where doe Santa keep his red suit? In his Santa Clauset.
Earl I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
Because the elephants kept crashing through the roof.
What is the best Christmas carol in the Twilight movies?
I'm Dreaming of a Bite Christmas.
What has a red suit, a white beard and rows of razor sharp teeth? Santa Jaws.
What would you call your wedding anniversary if it was December 25th?
A Marry Christmas.
Who had a beard, webbed feet and wrote "A Christmas Carol?"
What do you call being caught in a chimney with a fat man?
What happened when the family cat swallowed some tinsel?
He needed a tinselectomy.
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
What is Santa's favorite American state?
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
This is for English teachers.
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
What is the snowman’s breakfast?
Answer: Frosted flakes!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer : Ice to meet you!