Humor Is The Best Medicine--Even During An Election

Let's take a deep breath. 

Step back from the stress-creating hostility and intensity. These aren't too bad jokes--check it out. There is a 'are you liberal or conservative' test to take based on your sense of humor. How creative. Check out the article, you can see the funny people are who came up with these jokes. Thank you NPR.

A Political Litmus Test, In 6 Jokes

 "I see where Santa is over at the Stanford Shopping Center this week. At the Stanford Shopping Center, kids ask Santa what HE wants for Christmas."

 "Took my kids shopping at the Beverly Center. Picked them up a Jurassic Park action figure. I got them the thesaurus. This is a tiny creature who often used flowery language to extricate himself from potentially life threatening situations."

 "I've done my homework and less than 3 percent of the population actually has nut allergies where an Epipen must be busted out. How is it you can't walk within 20 feet of a playground with a Snickers bar [but] a gun...Sure. That's fine."

 "Scientists must explain how it's possible that the tiny island country of Jamaica can at the same time possess all the most stoned people in the world - and all the fastest people in the world."

 "Mother used to feed me casserole, which is a French word meaning 'mom didn't shop' apparently. Because that's what happened. She would literally rifle through the refrigerator every night looking through the leftovers to find a casserole... I love you moms out there, but you know why we have leftovers? We didn't want it the first time.."

 "I just did my taxes.. I did well this year. I didn't have to pay anything. I'll tell you what happened was: Instead of putting my name I wrote General Electric."

http://www.npr.org/2012/09/19/161432682/a-political-litmus-test-in-6-jokes?utm_source=NPR&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20120925