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Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”

Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Joe: What’s the king of all
school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison


 Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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UPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, for one, the kids hate me; and second, the teachers hate me!"
"Well, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Well, you give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the principal!" - See more at: http://www.educationworld.com/a_tech/tech/tech260.shtml#sthash.PXnkNrSM.dpuf

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

Read more at: undefined | Great Clean Jokes