Wednesday, September 3, 2014

So, You Think This Is Funny?



Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”

Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Joe: What’s the king of all
school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison


 Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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UPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, for one, the kids hate me; and second, the teachers hate me!"
"Well, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Well, you give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the principal!" - See more at: http://www.educationworld.com/a_tech/tech/tech260.shtml#sthash.PXnkNrSM.dpuf


PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

Read more at: undefined | Great Clean Jokes





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